To Eat a Kraken

I'm eating this shit now. You can't stop me. Oh shit. This tastes like Red Lobster's Crispy Calamari.

Mmmmmmm....

Delish.

This is my blog. My Kraken. My seas. I own this shit. GTFO.

Also, you should know that this isn't even the first Kraken that I've stolen. How does that make you feel?

- Pirate Patricia

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Whoa. This does taste pretty good.

- Toothybeard