To Eat a Kraken

I'm eating this shit now. You can't stop me. Oh shit. This tastes like Red Lobster's Crispy Calamari.

Mmmmmmm....

Delish.

This is my blog. My Kraken. My seas. I own this shit. GTFO.

Also, you should know that this isn't even the first Kraken that I've stolen. How does that make you feel?

- Pirate Patricia

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Whoa. This does taste pretty good.

- Toothybeard

FUCK

Please don't eat it.

- B.

"cool"

That you have to say that just shows how uncool you are. I think we all knew how uncool you were for making a circa 2007 blog like this. You just seem super duper desperate for attention, dude. 

Oh yeah, I'm gonna eat your shit now. Your Kraken, that is. GET HYPE...

- Pirate Patricia

I'M NO BABY

How dare you try to insult me. I'm the captain of a ship. That makes me cool or something. Cooler than you.

- B.

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It seems like this isn't getting us anywhere, captain.

- Jimmy

FAIL

You have done nothing but paint yourself as a helpless little baby. Waaaaaah. Get rekt, Bee. I'm gonna eat this monster and tell everyone about it just to mess with you now. I hope you're excited for that because I know I am. 

- Pirate Patricia

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

I will not stand for this. This is a mockery of what it is all about to be a monster hunter at sea. You're desecrated the sacred traditions and you're desecrating this trendy blog.

- B.
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It's not that trendy.

- Jimmy

Nah.

It's not your blog, dudes. It's not your Kraken, dudes. You got RIP'd.

- Pirate Patricia